To All Testers,
RE: Letter from our Chief Operations Operator (C.O.O), Jimmy Thomsett
Howdy! Jimmy Thomsett here, C.O.O for Project Unescapable, a top secret branch of Tetrhea. It is our responsibility to test the highly volatile and potentially dangerous time portals that Tetrhea has been developing and we need you! – Let’s face it, I’m not doing it!
Is there a team that you can muster together? Preferably one that is highly skilled in communication and equipped with common sense, logical and critical thinking. If not, come anyway, as long as you can function as a human being, you’re in!
The highly volatile and potentially dangerous time portals will transport you somewhere in the fabric of time – you will have an hour to conduct your research and complete your mission before you return to the present. If you get back in time, great, well done you! – Go home and celebrate, if you’re lucky we might even break out the pineapple and cheese sticks. If you fail to return in time, well, lets cross that interstellar wormhole when we get to it.
We look forward to welcoming you to our facility as we work together to achieve something incredible for humanity.
Jimmy.